maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.

lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)

Haha omg yea

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I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.
Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix77:

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

Did someone say Mr. Mahmoud?

My Tados

Featuring such loveabale mascots as Roland MyTados and Beefburger Thief 

Like their catchy ad slogan says: “I am satisfied with it!”


someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people